Drunk University: Oh wow! Heather is the hottest, she's in the back. Look at those nerds. Come on Mike!

Dune_Murderous: "come on dude, we're the only ones not kissing, don't be gay, the girls are doing it with other girls, what's the difference?"

Drunkelstiltskin: The difference is they're not wearing shiny enough shirts to gay out that hard.