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Even famous people get sloppy drunk and this page is a tribute to some of their hilarious quotes about drinking.
Sometimes I reflect back on all the beer I have consumed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers
in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their
dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams
come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
- by Jack Handy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel
all day.
- Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
- William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools
- Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
- Catherine Zandonella
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
- Anonymous
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat,
hairy girls.
- Ross Levy
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- Tee Mans
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time
and have the time of your life.
- Michelle Mastrolacasa
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
- Tom Waits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
- Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall
asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's
all get drunk and go to heaven!
- Brian O'Rourke
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if
you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very
least you need a beer.
- Frank Zappa
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out
of me.
- Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer
shoot out your nose.
- Jack Handy
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