In the past, stalking products were only available to the rich, but at these prices you’d have to be psychotic not to give them a try!

Aww yeah! We just got some of Adam’s Custom Beer Pong Balls in the mail today and we decided to give them a test drive. I have to admit - I was skeptical that just by having the DrunkU logo on the balls they would make me a better player…but my balls flew harder, faster, and smoother right into the faces of my opponents and then into a red cup of my choosing.

You can put anything you want in FULL color on Adam’s Balls, although he prefers peanut butter. Anyway, click the link to the right to check him out.

Here are our Top Five Things to Get Printed on Adam’s Balls:

1) Picture of you with a knife. It will intimidate your opponents.

2) Your name, thereby turning Adam’s Balls into Steve’s Balls, Eric’s Balls, or Mutumbo’s Balls.

3) Your fraternity, clubhouse, or religious organization letters. Best way for clergymen to promote their Church.

4) Your opponents’ mom or girlfriend. They’ll feel bad about going home so drunk.

5) Vomit inducing gore.

Alternatively you can just put cute pictures of kittens or boobs. Your call.

Check out the custom beer pong balls here.

Bunch of random gamer girls sent to us over the years. Keep dreaming guys.