Friday, July 4th, 2008
Step 1: Illegally purchase fireworks and booze for your underage siblings/nephews/random dudes who offer you $20.
Step 2: Kill some animals with your bare hands. Bonus if you eat bear hands.
Step 3: Find the perfect party location. We suggest Indian land. Easy to claim, don’t have to clean up.
Step 4: Stop, prayer break.
Step 5: Celebrate your independence by passing out just before the party starts.
