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Lifelong friends and roommates Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) are facing hard times and a mountain of debt. When the electricity and plumbing get cut off, they seize upon the idea of making a homegrown porno movie for some quick cash, enlisting the help of their friends. The two vow that having sex will not ruin their friendship. But as filming begins, what started out as a business proposition between friends turns into something much more.ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO is being released domestically by the Weinstein Company on October 31, 2008.

The drink for this Thursday (as usual, for use Friday or Saturday night this weekend) is the…

Pink Panty Pulldown Punch

Top Five Politically Correct Super Hero Catchphrases
1. “Faster than a colorless bullet of average speed!”
2. “Up, up, and away! Although I accept that down, down, and away is a perfectly viable lifestyle choice.”
3. “Higher acceleration than a steam-powered rail guided mass transportation device!”
4. “Able to leap buildings of impressive height with a single exercise of leg muscular integrity!”
5.” Stop, you economically-disadvantaged likely African American teenage male accused but not yet convicted of wrong doings!”

Did you hear the one about the alcoholic who was stranded on a desert island?

He found a bottle floating near the shore. When he opened it, out popped a genie; his salvation!

The genie said, “I’ll grant you two wishes”, to which the alcoholic replied quickly with his first wish, “I’d like a never ending bottle of whiskey.” The genie immediately complies with his wishes and provides him a with never ending bottle. When asked what his second wish would be, the alcoholic replied, after careful consideration, “I’ll have another never ending bottle of whiskey!”