Cattle Call DVD

Imagine being a movie producer. You would have it all. Money, respect, women. More women. There is no better pick up line than “want to try out for my movie?” Trust me; I saw it in a movie once.

But what does it really take to start your own casting agency? In CATTLE CALL, presented by NATIONAL LAMPOON, three guys realize they only need some business cards and a fold out casting couch to start a fake agency recruiting the hottest women around.

Sherman and Glenn are looking for a leading lay, but Richie Ray is looking for true love. Just when they find the perfect girls for the roles, the truth comes out. Now these actresses don’t want the part, they want revenge. Hold on to your hearts and protect your private parts, this cattle call is gonna get rough.

Larry the Cable Guy is back and this time he’s a small town deputy who accidentally saves the life of a very important (and very hot) female witness. If you liked Larry in Delta Farce, this movie has five times as much of him.

The female witness is named Madelaine and played by Ivana Milicevic. She is the key witness in a corporate crime case in Chicago. When Larry first sets eyes on the classy lady from the city, he sees an opportunity to save the day. He thinks the FBI agents she with are kidnappers and in the end his blunder turns out to reveal them as hired hitmen.

Check out the trailer above - did I mention Jenny McCarthy is in the movie as well? Opening in theaters February 22nd!

Good Luck Chuck – Add it to your DVD collection JANUARY 15TH

Check out this sweet National Lampoon exclusive scene from the movie.

This movie stars a clumsy Jessica Alba, and a ladies’ good-luck-charm, Dane Cook. Charlie (Dane’s character) lives every man’s dream when women find out that if they sleep with him they will find their soul mate. He gets all the play, but none of the after sex snuggling!

The only problem is, Cam (Jessica’s Character), is the woman of his dreams so Chuck is scared of ruining it all by sleeping with her. And I understand his restraint, because Jessica Alba is the one woman we would all hold onto for as long as we could. Despite the lack of a skintight uniform in this movie, Jessica Alba is looking hotter and hotter. If this trend persists, she’ll have to play the Human Torch in the next Fantastic Four movie.

Sorry, I didn’t mean for this to turn into a Jessica Alba fantasy fest, but seriously, look at this picture!

P.S. I would happily grow old with Jessica Alba. We would sit on the porch in rocking chairs and listen to hardcore gangster rap, while the kids make fun of us because some type of Alien music is popular now. I would be like “Remember when you were in that movie Good Luck Chuck with Dane Cook,” but she wouldn’t remember because of her Alzheimer’s. And I would still love her, even though I hear it’s quite the debilitating disease.

America loves Cox! In Columbia Pictures’ new comedy Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, John C. Reilly stars as larger-than-life musician and songwriter Dewey Cox. Behind the music is the up-and-down-and-up-again story of a legend whose songs would change a nation. On his rock ‘n’ roll spiral, Cox sleeps with 411 women, marries three times, has 22 kids and 14 stepkids, stars in his own ‘70s TV variety show, collects friends ranging from Elvis to the Beatles to a chimp, and gets addicted to – and then kicks – every drug known to man… but despite it all, Cox grows into a national icon and eventually earns the love of a good woman – longtime backup singer Darlene (Jenna Fischer).

Columbia Pictures presents in association with Relativity Media a Nominated Films production, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. The film stars John C. Reilly, Jenna Fischer, Tim Meadows, and Kristen Wiig. Directed by Jake Kasdan. Produced by Judd Apatow, Jake Kasdan, and Clayton Townsend. Written by Judd Apatow & Jake Kasdan. Executive Producer is Lew Morton. Director of Photography is Uta Briesewitz. Production Designer is Jefferson D. Sage. Editors are Tara Timpone and Steve Welch. Costume Designer is Debra McGuire. Music is by Michael Andrews. Music Supervision by Manish Raval and Tom Wolfe.

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story has been rated R by the Motion Picture Association of America for Sexual Content, Graphic Nudity, Drug Use and Language. The film will be released in theaters nationwide on December 21, 2007.

The Comebacks is a tribute to all sports movies out there in the way that Scary Movie is a tribute to Friday the 13th. It parodies all your stereotypical sport movie heroes:

- The washed up coach
- The nerdy wannabe
- The girl
- The rapper, model, agent, clothing designer, football player guy
- The fat guy
And of course…
- The other hotter girl

From the look of the trailer, the coach is quite the alcoholic. If only he could turn that dedication to drink into dedication towards a worthy cause. Well, fortunately for the washed up coach he’s put in with just the right group of rag-tag misfits to help win them the gold medal, ribbon, trophy, or whatever else you get for winning in college football.

Check out www.thecomebacks.com for more information on the movie and watch it in theaters on October 19th!

Gone with the Wind. The Godfather. Casablanca. And now, Delta Farce.

These are all movies that are remembered as cinematic masterpieces. Delta Farce stars this generation’s Marlon Brando - Larry the Cable Guy.

The movie centers around the sleeveless hero and his two cohorts who are inadvertently dropped off in Mexico instead of Iraq. Larry the Cable Guy trades in a blue collar for a camouflage collar, his whiskey for tequila, and his Jesus for the Virgin Mary. Too bad it’s not mustard gas they have to worry about, LARRY! It’s biological warfare and every Taco Bell has the means for Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Together, our three amigos, must combat a group of evil-bent Mexican bandits, save a small town, and avoid food-poisoning. Sounds like my typical Mexican weekend too.

This movie is to true Americans what the Kimberly action figure from the Power Rangers was to me alone in the closet at age 14. Not seeing this movie is unpatriotic and will get you listed on the no-fly list. GIT R COMPLETED!!!

48 out of 50 stars on the American Flag.