August 13th, 2007
Gone with the Wind. The Godfather. Casablanca. And now, Delta Farce.
These are all movies that are remembered as cinematic masterpieces. Delta Farce stars this generation’s Marlon Brando - Larry the Cable Guy.
The movie centers around the sleeveless hero and his two cohorts who are inadvertently dropped off in Mexico instead of Iraq. Larry the Cable Guy trades in a blue collar for a camouflage collar, his whiskey for tequila, and his Jesus for the Virgin Mary. Too bad it’s not mustard gas they have to worry about, LARRY! It’s biological warfare and every Taco Bell has the means for Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Together, our three amigos, must combat a group of evil-bent Mexican bandits, save a small town, and avoid food-poisoning. Sounds like my typical Mexican weekend too.
This movie is to true Americans what the Kimberly action figure from the Power Rangers was to me alone in the closet at age 14. Not seeing this movie is unpatriotic and will get you listed on the no-fly list. GIT R COMPLETED!!!
48 out of 50 stars on the American Flag.
