Looks like drunk David Hasselhoff can say his lines just about as well as sober David Hasselhoff. I always wondered where The Hoff got the balls to go into a singing career, but now we all know it was the boozin’. Goes to show you, getting drunk can get you ahead. You can click below for the video link, but I have also transcribed the conversation for your drunken pleasure:

Daughter (the snitch): Dad, you need to promise me you’re not going to get alcohol tonight.

The Hoff: What? (Translation: Get out of my face, I’m trying to eat some pizza! I’m drunk for god sakes.)

Daughter: Dad, you need to promise me you’re not going to get alcohol tonight.

The Hoff: HMMMPH. (Translation: Well duh, I’m already drunk off my ass. Go get me a beer.)

Daughter: Cuz if you get alcohol tonight, you’re fired from your show tomorrow.

The Hoff: (Silence) (Translation: Why you killing my buzz? I got booze, pizza, and a tv show…oh, well scratch that last one.)

Daughter: And the doctor is coming over here in the morning to check your alcohol level and if you have any alcohol in your system you’re going to be fired from the show…tomorrow.

The Hoff: Shay. (Translation: Shit!)

Drunk David Hasselhoff Video:

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