September 7th, 2006
A girlfriend of mine invited me to a party at an NBA player’s house (it wasn’t Kobe)! When we got there one of the guys we met was handing out $100 bills for every jello shot we took. He claims that he wasn’t just giving money away and that all his “donations” were tax deductible. Needless to say, we got a little drunk.
The house was humongous with a gigantic pool and a grotto (for those of you too uncultured to know what a grotto is, it’s essentially a cave with a jacuzzi). We all wanted to get in the water, but I didn’t bring a swim suit! Fortunately, the girl I just met, Ami, brought her bikini so we decided to split it. She got the bottom half, and I got the top.
All of a sudden another girl ran out screaming that we all had to be topless. I didn’t want to be rude…so I took off my top too and put it around the basketball player’s neck. Pretty soon everyone was naked in the jacuzzi. It was so small that you couldn’t move without touching ass.
“So, do you have sex with men or women or both?” said Ami. I told her “men,” but then we started making out and I started to reconsider my preference. We went to the back of the grotto where it was dark and had a little underwater groping. Then, I took one of the guy’s shorts so I wasn’t completely naked…
I gotta go out now. I’ll finish the rest of this story next week if you guys are interested…
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