March 21st, 2007
I tuned into American Idol tonight because people keep talking about some Indian ‘mo named Sangina and how bad he is.
However, homo-finger-pointing can only entertain me for so long, and as any red- blooded - God - fearing - war - supporting - apple - pie - eating heterosexual American, I was pleasantly surprised that the opening act was a beautiful brunette named Haley Scarnato. What a hot piece of ass! What yum yum yummy cans. And those legs. Those smooth sweet silky thighs. Yeah I said it. So what? You were thinking it, perv.
Haley sang some song and supposedly did a great job, but I couldn’t pay attention. I started playing with my own microphone if you know what I mean (and if you don’t, what I mean is I intend to record my own demo and eventually participate in an American Idol casting call despite my lack of previous musical training thanks to her inspiration).
Anyhow, one thing led to another and I decided to use the skilled research techniques I have picked up over the years at Drunk University to see if I could dig up any dirt on sweet little miss Haley. I quickly ran over to my computer box and typed in www.google.com. Then, in the search thingamajig, I carefully inputed: Haley + nude. Holy shit! There’s a crap load of pictures of her on the net.
American Idol doing air tight, American Idol doing some ATM, and American Idol Haley Scarnato taking some interracial poundings. What a star. Vote for Haley Scarnato.
She’s hot and she does porn, I think…
