Step 1: Illegally purchase fireworks and booze for your underage siblings/nephews/random dudes who offer you $20.

Step 2: Kill some animals with your bare hands. Bonus if you eat bear hands.

Step 3: Find the perfect party location. We suggest Indian land. Easy to claim, don’t have to clean up.
Step 4: Stop, prayer break.

Step 5: Celebrate your independence by passing out just before the party starts.

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