May 5th, 2007
Where the hell has Michael Jackson been?
I flat out think Michael Jackson catches a lot of flack that he doesn’t nearly deserve. Especially from people who didn’t write Thriller, Billy Jean or Beat It, in fact, MOST people that give him shit didn’t write any of his songs. So what if he feels up on some little boys; he’s earned it by contributing so much to American culture. I guarantee he’s made more people happy than he has traumatized.
Society is based on cost vs. benefit and if Vienna sausage sized cocks are his muse, so be it. I think a lot of it is jealousy; you want to know why you bitch and moan all day about Michael Jackson’s actions and then come home to fuck your hog-beast of a wife? Because you have to. You’ve done nothing with your pathetic life and therefore don’t have a whole lot of choices as to what your dick goes in.
Do you know how bat-shit crazy I would be if I was that rich? I would have my dick cloned and grafted to various parts of my body to keep up with the amount of things I desire to fuck. And with his lawyers I wouldn’t just stop at children (and most likely wouldn’t start there). I would be a mass murderer and just claim that accusers were being ignorant and judging my eccentric lifestyle.
And one time I beat Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker at an arcade with my old brother’s friend, Travis.
