January 20th, 2006
Joke of the Day:
Q. What’s the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ‘’quickie,” only you do it yourself.
Q. Why don’t little girls fart?
A. Because they don’t get assholes until they’re married.
Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
