October 3rd, 2008
Did you hear the one about the alcoholic who was stranded on a desert island?
He found a bottle floating near the shore. When he opened it, out popped a genie; his salvation!
The genie said, “I’ll grant you two wishes”, to which the alcoholic replied quickly with his first wish, “I’d like a never ending bottle of whiskey.” The genie immediately complies with his wishes and provides him a with never ending bottle. When asked what his second wish would be, the alcoholic replied, after careful consideration, “I’ll have another never ending bottle of whiskey!”
