February 7th, 2007
Have you ever noticed that the factory workers arrange the Lucky Lager bottles so that you always pick the three most difficult puzzles last?
Hahaha! Get it? It’s cuz I’m drunk.
More puzzling, though, is the fact that Lucky Lagers are only eleven ounces. That means if I drink a twelve pack it’s only eleven beers.
Bastards! What’s even crazier is that those little puzzles are called a “rebus”. Rebus! That spells “sober” backwards! Almost.
Check out that puzzle to the right. Can you figure it out? Here’s a hint… Don’t read this if you want to solve the riddle all by yourself. That’s a hive and the thing next to it is a cot. After the H is an eye and that stick thingy is a ho, just like your mama. Oh, and those letters you can’t see very well, that’s an AS.
We’ll be posting a new cap up every other day… so be sure to check back.
Also, Drunk University is thinking about getting into the rebus business. Check out this one we made last night (at the bottom of the page) while we were wasted. See if you can make sense of it.
Email the correct answer to DRUNKU (AT) GMAIL.COM and we’ll mail the first TEN drunks a Drunk University movie poster.
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