August 1st, 2007
Recently I read an article about why women fake it. Well I got news for you ladies, us guys we fake it all the time. Why do we fake it? Well for a few reasons. Let me riddle off the ten most common.
10. Its late and we want to go to bed already. I mean sometimes we are just tired and need to get up early the next morning to watch SportsCenter.
9. Because you are not very good looking and we are beginning to regret hooking up with you. This phenomenon is also known as “de-beer-goggling.”
8. We don’t want to have kids. That’s right, ladies, we do not want to be deadbeat dads so early in life. We all saw that movie with Steve Martin where he has ten kids - no way do I want that. Also there is no guarantee the kids will be cool. Unless they are going to be Tiger Woods or the Olsen twins, I am not interested.
7. I need to save it for the girl I am sleeping with later in the night.
6. We want to make you feel good about your self and not inadequate. We understand your frail emotional state. Okay that is a lie….but I tried to sell it…..
5. Only other guys really get me off, I mean girls, err, err. Let’s quickly move onto the next reason.
4. We were watching TV earlier in the day and one thing led to another and you know - the bullpen ran out of relievers….
3. We fake every other emotion with you, why should this be any different?
2. You remind us too much of our mothers and that is just weird….
1. Because you are also faking it!
